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Title: Gay Lesbain Community Humor
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Blog Entry: I liked Peter's posting so much, I decided to repost it myself. Kind of like a blog chain mail thing...LOL!!! Hey, I never said I was original. Plus, I got his permission to do so. So there! There are so many aspects to The LGBT Community . here are some below. They are in no particular order. Alphabetically or otherwise. My ass is just rambling on! In time you'll see I like to do that quite a bit Lesbian Networking is where Power Dykes and Lesbians can get together and talk about how they're going to takeover the straight corporate world. Then they bump pussies. Gay Films and of course Gay Movies are pretty much Gay Porn in most instances. Cuz most of the "Gay Movies" that come out at the cinema pretty much suck. Lesbian Movies are usually straight women acting like Lesbians to turn straght guys on. Real Lesbian Films usually consist of some sort of high drama. Where one Lesbian is full of angst, and the other is more understanding and she helps her find her true potential. Then they bump pussies! Gay Employment usually consists of Drag Queens , Actors , Male Strippers , GO GO Dancers and Hustlers , oh and Retail Queens and Real Estate Agents . Lesbian Employment is usually anything in the Straight Hollywood Film Biz and Bouncers at Lesbian Bars . Gay Bears , oh boy where do I start? These are Gay Men that are fed up...no pun intended, with the typical "Gay World" so they let themselves go and get chubby, and stop shaving their body hair, and grow beards and mustaches, and they have real lovey dovey sex where they cuddle a lot and massage each other's feet. Twinks are really young, skinny ass Gay Boys who usually don't age very well. Gay Shopping is basically a religion to a Gay Man . Most find it as thrilling as Gay Sex itself Gay Travel is where a lot a Gay Men , or Lesbians get together and go on some Gay Cruise or something, and they stop in ports and everyone says..."Oh My God, look at all those Gay People !" Transgender Issues are when one who is questioning their gender (Gender Identity Crisis) can't decide whether they want to take it off or leave it on. Lesbian Shopping ... Lesbians like to make a lot of their own stuff. They also like buying anything made by American Indians, Indians from India, Africans and anything that looks like it came out of forest Bisexual Issues ...I don't really think Bisexuals have any issues. I mean they get to shag pretty much whoever the hell they want Sex Change for all the dummies out there is when a man or a woman becomes the opposie of what they were. Duh! Sexual Identity is what a person associate their sexuality with. With most Gay Men it's pretty much all they identify with...Sex. Oooops! Cross Dressing is when a man or a woman, usually a man, decides he wants to wear womens clothes because it makes him feel more comfortable. Cross Dressers are usually straight and do not even identify themselves with Drag Queens . They just like wearing women's clothes. As a matter of fact, a lot them are married to women. Yeah Right...You're a Drag Queen bloke! Gay Events are usually big spectacles where lots of Gay Men get together and do A LOT of drugs and do A LOT of fucking. Gay Pride Events ...SEE GAY EVENTS ABOVE Gay Bars are where Gay Men go to get pissed drunk and get laid because they want to get back at their boyfriend. Gay Nightclubs are the equivalent to Hollywood in the Gay World. It's where Gay Men and Drag Queens can go and pretend their super super fabulous. And the prettiest Gay Boys always win the Oscar! Lesbian Bars are scary! Lesbian Nightclubs are even scarier. There is usually some big throw down in the night. Believe me, when the Dyke Drama starts, you better run mate! Leather Daddy is a term for an older Gay Man who likes to dress in leather most of the time, and likes to turn you into his plaything with whips, shackles and other restraints. Ooh Daddy! Gay Leather is usually very sexualy revealing leather clothing that Gay Men who are into the Leather Scene wear to accentuate their cock or their arse. Usually both! Gay Socializing is pretty much Gay Men getting together looking for sex in one way or another. Gay Men and Intimacy ...Oh God, don't even get me started on this one. NEXT!!! Gay Sex ...Don't knock it until you try it! Lesbian Sex ...still trying to figure that Gay Relationships ...LOL!!! Gay Friendly Boys are usually straight guys that have no problem being friends with Gay Men . That's because the smart straight guys know that Gay Men usually have the hottest straight girlfriends. Fag Hag is usually an overweight straight girl who comes from a privileged family but feels rejected by the straight world so she clings to her Gay Friends . Once they make her over and she loses weight and meets a hot guy and marries him and moves to the suburbs, she forgets her Gay Friends and lunches with her girlfriends and talks about all the crazy Gay Things she did in her youth. They all giggle and say..."Muriel your terrible!" Gay Health is basically referring to Gay Men being stupid or smart in regards to wearing a condom during Gay Sex. Gay Portal is a site where Gay Men can congregate, such as this one, or it can be his arsehole where he gets probed. Sorry I couldn't resist! Lesbian Portal is usually where Lesbains get together and talk about taking over the world, saving the world, crafts, crytals, Goddess shite and Renaissance Faires. Bisexual Sex ...lucky fucks, they never get left out of anything. Transgender Relationships ...that's a tricky one I don't want to touch Closet Case is "straight guy" who is always saying he hates fags and says derogatory things towards Gay Men. Yet he secretly desires to be tied down and have a big cock rammed up his arsehole. Questioning Sexuality ...is Cl oset Case ...see above Queer Resources are usually Gay and Lesbian Publications and Gay Sites where Gays and Lesbians can find info that tells them they are ok. Gay and Lesbian Resources ...same as above Gay and Lesbian Community Centers is where Gays and Lesbians can physically go and be told that they are ok Gay Men's Health Crisis is a charitble organization that assists thos with AIDS Gay Bashing is something Closet Cases do Drug Use and Alcohol Abuse is not something you're supposed to talk about within the Gay Community . It's just something you do. God...don't you know anything by now? Gay Marriage is where two men get together and get married. Only difference is, when they split, they have to go to court to get the dog or the Madonna records Lesbian Marriage ...when Lesbians partner up it basically is marriage. I don't know why they think they need a piece of paper. Because I know Lesbians , and once they're in a relationship they aren't EVER letting go! Gay Partnerships ...see Gay Marriage Lesbian Partnerships ...see Lesbian Marriage Now here's a fun little task for any of you who enjoyed this rant. I've left a bunch of words below and I want all of you to come up with your own little definitions. And the one who comes up with the most cleverest ones I'll give a blowjob to. Well, maybe I will! 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